Open It!!
I don't know if I'm the last one to see this, but I'm blown away by this simple and functional swiss-pocket-knife-style gift opener!! Provides solutions (blades) for even the most gnarly of packaging, and even has a screwdriver feature for all those "batteries not included" fine printed Chanukah gifts!
Now you can open it without cursing it! Definitely something I'd put on a list of household staples - right up there with scissors in the kitchen...